Kevin's 2026 Gadgets: A Surprisingly High Energy Bill

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  Published in House and Home on Sunday, April 5th 2026 at 10:01 GMT by Journal Star
      Locale: UNITED STATES

Updating the Appliance List for 2026

• Smart Christmas Lights: Forget simple incandescent bulbs. Kevin now has programmable LED lights with color-changing capabilities and potentially a Wi-Fi connection. Let's estimate these draw 15 watts per bulb, and he's still got 1,000 of them running for 12 hours. That's 1.8 kWh/day.
• Smart Iron: A "smart" iron might boast features like steam optimization and auto-shutoff, but it's still a heat-intensive appliance. We'll stick with 0.25 kWh/day.
• Drone-Launched Tinsel Catapult: The catapult remains, but now it's integrated with a small drone to launch tinsel further and more accurately. The drone adds approximately 50 watts for 30 minutes a day, totaling 0.025 kWh/day. Total for the catapult and drone: 0.075 kWh/day.
• Microwave Popcorn: Popcorn consumption remains consistent: 0.35 kWh/day.
• Motorized Hot Wheels Track: The track is now motorized and features loops and jumps. This increases the energy draw to 60 watts for 3 hours, equaling 0.18 kWh/day.
• Smart Blender: A blender capable of making elaborate smoothies and controlling speed via a smartphone app. 300 watts for 10 minutes: 0.05 kWh/day.
• Robot Vacuum: A Roomba-style robot vacuum cleans constantly, not just for 20 minutes. Let's estimate an average of 50 watts running for 8 hours: 0.4 kWh/day.
• High-End Stereo System: A powerful surround sound system with a subwoofer and connected to a streaming service. 300 watts for 8 hours: 2.4 kWh/day.
• Electric Snowblower: The snowblower remains, though perhaps a more powerful model. 1,200 watts for 15 minutes: 0.3 kWh/day.
• Smart Rube Goldberg Machine: Now incorporating Raspberry Pi computers, sensors, and actuators, the trap is more complex and energy-hungry. 750 watts for 2 hours: 1.5 kWh/day.
• Gaming Console & Large Screen TV: Kevin needs downtime between setting traps. A modern gaming console and large screen TV running for 4 hours daily could consume approximately 200 watts, or 0.8 kWh/day.

Calculating the 2026 Energy Bill

Adding all these up, Kevin's daily power usage in 2026 comes to 7.055 kilowatt-hours. Let's assume the average US electricity rate in 2026 is around 30 cents per kilowatt-hour (a reasonable extrapolation from current trends). This brings the daily cost to $2.12.

Over eight days, this totals a surprisingly hefty $16.96. That's more than double the cost estimated for the 1990 scenario.

Beyond the Electricity Bill

This calculation only covers the raw electricity cost. It doesn't account for the cost of replacing burned-out bulbs, repairing damaged appliances (likely after encounters with the Wet Bandits), or the inevitable wear and tear on the smart devices. Nor does it factor in potential surge damage from all the electronics being used simultaneously.

Furthermore, a modern Kevin might also be racking up data usage charges with all his connected devices. Streaming music, controlling the smart home features, and possibly even live-streaming his trap setups could add another layer to the expense.

While the original "Home Alone" was a charming holiday classic, a 2026 reboot would likely come with a significantly higher price tag - not just in terms of property damage, but also in electricity bills and replacement costs. It's a reminder that even mischievous fun has a modern energy footprint.