Privacy Policy

Last updated: March 22, 2026
    We take your privacy seriously — which in practice means we collect almost nothing. This website operates with minimal data collection. What we collect:
  • A session cookie named PHPSESSID which is not persistent
  • It is a random, temporary identifier used solely to maintain your logged-in state or to keep form state / CSRF protection across a few page loads
  • It does not contain any personal information unless you are performing a registration, or intentionally logged in to the system
  • A session cookie named tsz which is not persistent and provides our system with your time zone so we may show the date/time correctly for your locale
  • These cookies exist only while your browser tab/window is open
  • These cookies are marked as session-only (Session flag), they are automatically deleted when you close the browser
  • These cookies are not readable by third-party websites (SameSite=Lax or Strict)
    That's it. What we do not do. We do not:
  • Use Google Analytics, Matomo, Plausible, Fathom, Vercel Analytics, Cloudflare Web Analytics, or any other tracking service except as necessary for advertisement delivery
  • Include third-party JavaScript (except possibly lightweight CDNs for fonts/icons if clearly disclosed or to help facilitate ad delivery)
  • Set persistent cookies (cookies that survive browser restart)
  • Log personally identifiable information in server access logs beyond what's required for basic security/error debugging
  • Sell, share, rent, or give away any user data — because we don't have any meaningful user data to begin with
  • Use fingerprinting techniques
  • Track your access across multiple websites

Legal basis (if you're in the EU/UK/EEA or similar jurisdictions)Our only processing activity is the use of a strictly necessary session cookie.Under the UK GDPR / EU GDPR / ePrivacy Directive this falls under:Art. 6(1)(f) GDPR – legitimate interests (providing a functional website) Art. 6(1)(b) GDPR – performance of a contract (if logged-in features exist) ePrivacy Directive Art. 5(3) – exception for cookies that are strictly necessary for a service explicitly requested by the user No consent banner is therefore required.Your rightsBecause we hold essentially no personal data about you, most data subject rights (access, rectification, erasure, restriction, portability…) are not practically applicable.If you have any questions anyway, you can contact us at:Email: privacy@example.com Note: We will most likely reply that we don't have any record associated with you.Changes to this policyIf we ever start collecting more data (which we currently have no plans to do), we will update this policy and — if legally required — ask for consent.Until then: enjoy the rare internet experience of being tracked by almost nothing.